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babyferaligator:

doritoed:

born to be mild

*mediocre guitar solo*

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carryonmy-assbutt:

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

this could not have had a better out come

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plug:

"if you a bad bitch put your hands up high"

Me:image

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accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

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asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

shutupaubrey:

shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny

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you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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roman-numerals:

professor-van-helsing:

digg:

This pizza place has a very good idea

yes yes yes

The owner, a 28-year Army vet, will even help students with their assignments “to the extent that I can.”
NO, NO, I’M NOT CRYING.

shes-universal:

*ride operator voice* please keep your lols omgs and your “I tried to scroll past this”s inside the tags at all times ladies and gents

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breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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