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slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

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unmarvel:

unmarvel:

when he leans close and whispers to your ear  (◡‿◡✿)

"hail hydra"  (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

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slydigged:

sexual orientation: not u

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bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

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forcefields:

forcefields:

which part of california has the most cute boys?

the bae area

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breakfastburritoe:

old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh

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daftpnk:


now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

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hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

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